Fwd: Love Dress

A woman stopped by at her recently married son's house. She rang the
doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying
on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of
perfume filled the room.

'What are you doing?' she asked.
'I'm waiting for your son to come home from work,' the daughter-in-law
answered.
'But you're naked!' the mother-in-law exclaimed!
'This is my love dress,' the daughter-in-law explained.
'Love dress? But you're naked!',
'Your son loves me to wear this dress,' she explained. 'It excites him
to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes
romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me.'

The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put
on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid
on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband
came home.

He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.
'What are you doing?' he asked.
'This is my love dress,' she whispered, sensually.

' It needs ironing,' he said. 'What's for dinner?'