Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Fwd: दीपावली की हार्दिक शुभकामनायें...............

हिन्दी
दीपावली की हार्दिक शुभकामनायें

चंदन की खुशुबू, रेशम का हार.
सावन की सुगंध, बारिश की फुहार.
दिल की उम्मीद, अपनों का प्यार .
मुबारखो दीपावली का त्यौहार.

मराठी
दिवाळीच्या हार्दिक शुभेच्छा .. !!

चंदनाची खुशुबू , रेशमाचा हार.
श्रावणाचा सुगंध, पावसाचा वर्षाव.
हृदयाची आशा, आपल्यांचा प्रेम,
दीपावलीच्या हार्दिक शुभेच्छा !!


English
Wishing u a Happy Diwali

Fragrance of sandal, garland of silk,
scent of winter , spout of rain,
Hope of heart, Love of own,
Wish you a very happy diwali.


విషింగ్ యు అ హ్యాపీ దీపావళి

விஷிங் யு எ ஹாப்பி தீபாவளி

വിഷിന്ഗ് യു എ ഹാപ്പി ദീപാവലി

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Fwd:Photography with the Right Angle...

Monday, October 20, 2008

Fwd: If you love someone!

THE ORIGINAL QUOTE:

If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was…..


THE NEW VERSIONS:

Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she doesn't come back within some time forget her.

Patient:
If you love someone, Set her free …
If she doesn't come back,
continue to wait until she comes back …

Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again, repeat

C++ Programmer:
if(you-love( m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she = new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the Second
Amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom

Biologist :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.

Statisticians :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming
back is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable
anyway.

Schwarzenegger' s fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person:
If you love someone
don't set her free.

MBA:
If you love someone set her free instantaneously
and look for others simultaneously

Psychologist:
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she doesn't come back her id is supreme
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

Somnabulist:
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back it's a nightmare
If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.

ERP functional expert:
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, map her into your system
If she doesn't, carry out a gap-fit analysis

Finance expert:
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Specialist :
If you love someone
set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new market

Friday, October 17, 2008

Fwd: Bankruptcy explained.. Challenging

A bit long, but very very explanatory….Must read

Once there was a little island country. The land of this country was
the tiny island itself. The total money in circulation was 2 dollars
as there were only two pieces of 1 dollar coins circulating around.

1) There were 3 citizens living on this island country. A owned the
land. B and C each owned 1 dollar.

2) B decided to purchase the land from A for 1 dollar. So, now A and C
own 1 dollar each while B owned a piece of land that is worth 1
dollar.

* The net asset of the country now = 3 dollars.

3) Now C thought that since there is only one piece of land in the
country, and land is non producible asset, its value must definitely
go up. So, he borrowed 1 dollar from A, and together with his own 1
dollar, he bought the land from B for 2 dollars.

*A has a loan to C of 1 dollar, so his net asset is 1 dollar.
* B sold his land and got 2 dollars, so his net asset is 2 dollars.
* C owned the piece of land worth 2 dollars but with his 1 dollar debt
to A, his net residual asset is 1 dollar.
* Thus, the net asset of the country = 4 dollars.

4) A saw that the land he once owned has risen in value. He regretted
having sold it. Luckily, he has a 1 dollar loan to C. He then borrowed
2 dollars from B and acquired the land back from C for 3 dollars. The
payment is by 2 dollars cash (which he borrowed) and cancellation of
the 1 dollar loan to C. As a result, A now owned a piece of land that
is worth 3 dollars. But since he owed B 2 dollars, his net asset is 1
dollar.

* B loaned 2 dollars to A. So his net asset is 2 dollars.
* C now has the 2 coins. His net asset is also 2 dollars.
* The net asset of the country = 5 dollars. A bubble is building up.

(5) B saw that the value of land kept rising. He also wanted to own
the land. So he bought the land from A for 4 dollars. The payment is
by borrowing 2 dollars from C, and cancellation of his 2 dollars loan
to A.

* As a result, A has got his debt cleared and he got the 2 coins. His
net asset is 2 dollars.
* B owned a piece of land that is worth 4 dollars, but since he has a
debt of 2 dollars with C, his net Asset is 2 dollars.
* C loaned 2 dollars to B, so his net asset is 2 dollars.

* The net asset of the country = 6 dollars; even though, the country
has only one piece of land and 2 Dollars in circulation.

(6) Everybody has made money and everybody felt happy and prosperous.

(7) One day an evil wind blew, and an evil thought came to C's mind.
"Hey, what if the land price stop going up, how could B repay my loan.
There is only 2 dollars in circulation, and, I think after all the
land that B owns is worth at most only 1 dollar, and no more."

(8) A also thought the same way.

(9) Nobody wanted to buy land anymore.

* So, in the end, A owns the 2 dollar coins, his net asset is 2 dollars.
* B owed C 2 dollars and the land he owned which he thought worth 4
dollars is now 1 dollar. So his net asset is only 1 dollar.
* C has a loan of 2 dollars to B. But it is a bad debt. Although his
net asset is still 2 dollars, his Heart is palpitating.
* The net asset of the country = 3 dollars again.

(10) So, who has stolen the 3 dollars from the country? Of course,
before the bubble burst B thought his land was worth 4 dollars.
Actually, right before the collapse, the net asset of the country was
6 dollars on paper. B's net asset is still 2 dollars, his heart is
palpitating.

(11) B had no choice but to declare bankruptcy. C as to relinquish his
2 dollars bad debt to B, but in return he acquired the land which is
worth 1 dollar now.

* A owns the 2 coins; his net asset is 2 dollars.
* B is bankrupt; his net asset is 0 dollar. (He lost everything)
* C got no choice but end up with a land worth only 1 dollar

* the net asset of the country = 3 dollars.

************ **End of the story; BUT ************ ********* ******

There is however a redistribution of wealth.
A is the winner, B is the loser, C is lucky that he is spared.
A few points worth noting -

(1) when a bubble is building up, the debt of individuals to one
another in a country is also building up.
(2) This story of the island is a closed system whereby there is no
other country and hence no foreign debt. The worth of the asset can
only be calculated using the island's own currency. Hence, there is no
net loss.
(3) An over-damped system is assumed when the bubble burst, meaning
the land's value did not go down to below 1 dollar.
(4) When the bubble burst, the fellow with cash is the winner. The
fellows having the land or extending loan to others are the losers.
The asset could shrink or in worst case, they go bankrupt.
(5) If there is another citizen D either holding a dollar or another
piece of land but refrains from taking part in the game, he will
neither win nor lose. But he will see the value of his money or land
goes up and down like a see saw.
(6) When the bubble was in the growing phase, everybody made money.
(7) If you are smart and know that you are living in a growing bubble,
it is worthwhile to borrow money (like A) and take part in the game.
But you must know when you should change everything back to cash.
(8) As in the case of land, the above phenomenon applies to stocks as well.
(9) The actual worth of land or stocks depends largely on psychology
(or speculation).

Monday, October 13, 2008

Fwd: Magic....!!

Awesome Magic!

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Fwd: Aisa Des Hai Mera........

India Is the Cradle Of The Human Race, The Birthplace Of Human Speech,
The Mother Of History, The Grand Mother Of Legends And Great Grand
Mother Of Tradition!!

Fwd: Cdnuolt Blveiee Taht

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid, too. Cna yuo raed tihs?
Olny 55 plepoe tuo fo 100 anc.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a
wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll
raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not
raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh?
yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs
forwrad it.

Monday, October 6, 2008

Fwd: Melamine found in two Cadbury products

A Hong Kong laboratory has found excessive amounts of the industrial
chemical melamine in two types of Cadbury Plc chocolate made in China
that the firm recalled last week as a precaution.

Thousands of children in China have fallen sick and four have died
after drinking melamine-laced milk. The dairy scare, China's latest in
a long line of food safety problems, also prompted mounting recalls
and warnings abroad.

Cadbury Dairy Milk Cookies Chocolate Bulk Pack 5kg was found to
contain with 6.9 parts per million (ppm) of melamine and Cadbury Dairy
Milk Hazelnut Chocolate Bulk Pack 5 kg had 56 ppm, a government
statement said.

Under Hong Kong regulations, the limit for melamine in these products
is 2.5 ppm. "Based on the levels detected, the public is advised to
stop consuming the products concerned," a spokesman for Hong Kong's
Centre for Food Safety said.

The British confectionary group last Monday announced the recall of 11
Chinese-made products from China, Hong Kong, Taiwan and Australia as
the scandal snowballed.

Tests in Hong Kong cleared another of the recalled products, which was
not named in the government statement, bringing to six the number of
Cadbury products with satisfactory levels of melamine so far.

Three products were not available for tests, the Hong Kong government
statement said.

Chinese police have detained six people suspected of producing and
selling melamine, the official Xinhua news agency said.