An old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with
gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are
always silent. As a matter of fact, I have farted 20 times since I've been
here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they didn't
smell and are silent."
The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next
week."
After a week, the lady goes back, "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what
the hell you gave me, but now my farts... although still silent, they stink
terribly!"
"Good!", the doctor said, now that we have cleared up your sinuses, let's
work on your hearing."
gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are
always silent. As a matter of fact, I have farted 20 times since I've been
here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they didn't
smell and are silent."
The doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next
week."
After a week, the lady goes back, "Doctor," she says, "I don't know what
the hell you gave me, but now my farts... although still silent, they stink
terribly!"
"Good!", the doctor said, now that we have cleared up your sinuses, let's
work on your hearing."
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