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Fwd: Pers..!! Performance vs. Position

God asks him: Please tell me who are you, so that I may know whether to admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not?

The guy replies: I am Pandi, Auto driver from Chennai!

God consults his ledger, smiles & says to Pandi: Please take this silken robe & gold scarf & enter the Kingdom of Heaven..

Now it is the priest's turn. He stands erect and speaks out in a booming voice: I am Pope's Assistant so & so, Head Priest of the so & so Church for the last 40 years.

God consults his ledger & says to the Priest: Please take this cotton robe & enter the Kingdom of Heaven ....
'Just a minute,' says the agonized Priest. 'How is it that a foul mouthed, rash driving Auto Driver is given a Silken robe & a Golden scarf and me, a Priest, who's spent his whole life preaching your Name & goodness has to make do with a Cotton robe?'

'Results my friend, results,' shrugs God.

'While you preached, people SLEPT; but when he drove his Auto, people PRAYED'

Moral of the story: It's PERFORMANCE & not POSITION that ultimately counts.

Fwd: This is a keeper...

The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this!
Men shouldmemorizeit!

Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

DANGEROUS	SAFER	SAFEST	ULTRA SAFE
What's for dinner?	Can I help you with dinner?	Where would you like to go for dinner?	Here, have some wine.
Are you wearing that?	You sure look good in brown!	WOW! Look at you!	Here, have some wine
What are you so worked up about?	Could we be overreacting?	Here's my paycheck.	Here, have some wine.
Should you be eating that?	You know, there are a lot of apples left.	Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?	Here, have some wine.
What did you DO all day?	I hope you didn't over-do it today.	I've always loved you in that robe!	Here, have some wine.

FWD: Appraisal time

FWD: Interesting Essay written by Candidate appearing for IAS

An essay written on INDIAN COW by a candidate appearing for IAS exam.
This was published in the Marathi daily news paper - Loksatta...!

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Fwd: At least glance through the document - Reason for Violence (Must Know)

Subject: At least glance through the document -Reason for Violence (Must Know)

This situation will arise because, All the Jobs in Maharashatra
then, will be Occupied by Non- Maharashtrians.
Non Maharashtrians here means not people from North India, South
India, etc., But those People who
are Not Domiciled In Maharashtra. Similar situation may happen
to people of other states too.

Railway Recruitment Board aspirants are Brutally Beaten Up !!!

There is large scale Rioting in Bandra, Kalyan, etc !!!!

STOP.

THINK. Why this Situation has come up ???

The Actual Truth is this :-

Since Independence India's States were formed on the
Basis of the Local Languages. Logical.
Since 1976, The employment criteria of the Central Recruitment
Board was divided into
zones as per the General People of India. This division was
based on the Local Language of the States.

Zone-A Bihar, Haryana, HP, MP, Rajasthan, UP, Andaman,
Delhi formed the Hindi Speaking Zone.

Zone-B Maharashtra, Gujarat, Punjab & Chandigad,
the Non Hindi Speaking Zone.

Zone-C Southern India States like Kerala,
Karnataka, etc. & North Eastern States like
Assam, Mizoram, Bengal etc.

The Central Employment Rule said that 'All Exams for
Employments in the respective Zones shall
be Held in the Respective States Only.' So that the Local People
may get the Jobs in their Home Town.
Very Logical. For 30 Years everything was going Fine.

But since 1987, there was a Minor Change in the Rule 9
Part 9.2.2, for Zone -B Jobs. And this
was made a Rule since 1988. This change was that 'As an optional
Language of employement, People of Zone-A
can Apply for Jobs in Zone-B.' This opened up doors of
Employement for All Zone-A aspirants in Zone-B areas.

But with this Clause there was a Sub-Clause, stating '
The Notice of Jobs in Zone-B areas for Zone-A
aspirants, May be given in Zone-A Areas only.' Because of this,
Recruitment Notices for Jobs in Maharashtra, etc.
are Displayed Only in states like UP, Bihar, Rajasthan, etc. But
these Notices are Seldom displayed in Newspapers
of Maharashtra, etc.

So this time, for the 3000 Railway Posts in Maharashtra,
12000 Aspirants came from Zone-A areas.
The Result of this is that, the Un-employed of Maharashtra is
Remaining Un-employed. This will surely lead to
Suicides in Due Course.

Many Parties over these years Requested the Central
Recruitment Board to Cancel this Clause.
But this was Not done. The Result of this is, the Large Scale
Beating Up and Rioting Today. This violent
means is Not Correct. But has there been any choice Left today ???

This mail is Not to Justify Violence, but to show to you how
some Politicians, by Modifying some Rules,
have Subtly ensured that their Constituency people get Better
Employements. Why should all these Politicians
hold rallies in Maharashtra ???

How will anything be done, as all these Years people like Nitish
Kumar, Ram Vilas Paswan
and Lalu Prasad Yadav are the Railway Ministers. Today many TCs,
Booking Clerks, GRP, in the Mumbai Railways
are from Zone-A areas. Today Many New Trains have been started
to these States. Holiday Specials & Garib Raths
are also run specially for these States. This is a Fact.

What Should Be Done ;- College Admissions and Employments should
be Given on the Basis of Domicile
Certificates. I remember in 1991, when I was applying for
College Admissions I was asked to produce
a Domicile Cert. But after my Batch this Rule was Relaxed. 17
years down the line we are Witnessing
the Result of All this.

Agreed, 10% Out of Maharashtra People may be Allowed. But First
Think of the Sons of Soil. This should
be applicable Not Only in Maharashtra, but also in other States.

Read and if you agree kindly Forward to Not Only Marathi People,
But also to Non-Maharashtrians.
Let them also be aware of the Situation that may happen to their
Jobs as well.

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