FWD: Rajnikant's Driving license!

Is that Rajnikant's Driving license?

Fwd: Interesting facts about Rajinikant

Why did the British leave INDIA iN 1947 ?
Because they came to kNow a baby Named RajiNikaNth will be borN iN 1949!!

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The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually
Rajnikanth''s signature.

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Rajnikanth once wrote his autobiography...
Today that book is known as Guiness Book of World records..
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1+0=1, 1*0=0, 1-0=1, then 1/0=?

This was the question onee asked to RAJNIKANTH and he said,

"I don't know!"

Thats why it's declared as "Not Defined"..!

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Rajnikanth doesn't shave... He just looks in the mirror and dares
hairs to grow...!!

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Part of apple's logo dat is missing was eaten by Rajnikanth...

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Once while playing Rajnikanth said " STATUE " to a person.........
Now that person is known as "STATUE OF LIBERTY"....

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Rajnikanth...... got shot yesterday . . today is the bullet''s funeral...!!

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What is that rajnikanth can do..that we cant even think of doin it..?
He can answer a missed call.!

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Breaking News: Rajnikanth Presented A Cheque & The Bank Bounced

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Did U ever wonder...??
Wat does GOD exclaim when he is shocked?
'Oh my RAJNIKANTH!!!!!'

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Government pays TAX to Rajnikant for working in India...........

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Rajnikant has counted infinity twice.!

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Rajnikant creats his new mail i.d.

Gmail@rajnikant.com

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USA POWER
vs
INDIAN POWER

USA-
10000 nuclear weapons, 600000 army, 10000 tanks,
12000 air force, 3000 ships

INDIA-
*RAJNIKANTH*

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Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back...
That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs...

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A child went2 Kashmir& startd playing by making small mountains from ice.
Today those mountains are called "Himalyas"
&
That child name is RAJNIKANTH

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FaceBooK founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury..

Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook.

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Why does rajnikanth wear sunglasses?

To protect the sun from his eyes!

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a 22 whealer huge truck once met with an accident against RAJINIKANTH
Since then, it is called TATA NANO.

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Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it.

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Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up.
He is pushing the earth down.

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Basketball player to RAJNIKANT:
I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours ... can u ???
Rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it...

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Spider man,superman,batman,james bond , ironman, shaktiman, krish all
visited rajnikanth.
Do u know which day it was?
GURU POURNIMA!

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BREAKING NEWS.....

FACEBOOK HAS NOW JOINED ""RAJNIKANTH""

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Once when rajnikant was playing cricket ,he played a defensive shot...
And now that ball is called... " PLUTO "

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Rajnikant once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar,
he is now called 50 cent..!!

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RAJNIKANT enters BIGG BOSS 4...
next day ...
RAJNIKANT chahte hai ki BIGG BOSS confession room me aayein!!!

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Once a guy winked at Rajnikanth's wife, Rajni twisted his limbs and
broke his eyelid.
We now know him as Baba Ramdev..

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Rajnikanth and Superman once had arm wrestled and the loser had to
wear his Underwear over his pants..

We all know who won..!!

Fwd: Business is Business

One day in a school in London, a teacher said to a class of 5-year-olds… I'll give 10 pounds to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived." An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick." The teacher said, "Sorry Paddy, that's not correct." Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew." The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either." Then a Jewish boy put his hand up and said "David", The Buddhist boy said "Gautama Buddha" and the Muslim boy said "Mohammed". They all were not successful. Finally, a Gujju boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ." The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Jignesh, come up here and I'll give you the 10 pounds that I promised." As the teacher was giving Jignesh his money, she said, "You know Jignesh, since you're a Hindu Gujarati; I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ." Jignesh replied, "Yes. In my heart I knew it was Krishna, but Bijness is Bijness!!!!!!


Moral : Talk the language which listener (Customer) wants, not that which you know.

Fwd: REAL FRIEND TEST

This is GOOD...I expect it back too!
I especially like the last sentence!!!!!!

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself
and doesn't  feel even the least bit weird shutting your
'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!

A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend shoulder is soggy from your tears..

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first
names.
A real friend has their phone numbers
in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your
party.
A real friend comes early to help you cook and
stays late to help you clean..

A simple friend hates it when you call after
they've gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to
call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your
problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic
history.
A real friend could blackmail you with it!

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when
you have an argument.
A real friend calls you after you had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for
them..
A real friend expects to always be there for you!

A simple friend reads this e-mail and deletes it.
A real friend passes it on and sends it back to you!

Pass this on to anyone you care about......if you
get it back you have no beginning, no end.

It keeps us together, like our Circle of Friends.
Today I pass this on to you.. Pass it on to someone
who is a friend to you..

'Never frown, even when you are sad,
because you never know who is
falling in love with your smile. '

Fwd: HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB ...???

Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an
Open window.

Then send 2 or 3 candidates in The room and close the door.

Leave them alone and come back After 6 hours and then analyze The situation.

If they are counting the Bricks. Put them in the accounts Department.

If they are recounting them..Put them in auditing ..

If they have messed up the Whole place with the bricks. Put them in engineering.

If they are arranging the Bricks in some strange order. Put them in planning.

If they are throwing the Bricks at each other. Put them in operations .

If they are sleeping. Put them in security.

If they have broken the bricks Into pieces. Put them in information Technology.

If they are sitting idle. Put them in human resources.

If they say they have tried Different combinations, yet Not a brick
has Been moved. Put them in sales.

If they have already left for The day. Put them in marketing.

If they are staring out of the Window. Put them on strategic Planning.

And then last but not least. If they are talking to each Other and not
a single brick Has been Moved.
Congratulate them and put them In Top management