Saturday, May 24, 2008

Fwd: Resignation Letter

Resignation Letter

A Boss looking through his Mail Box was astonished to see a mail from an
Employee who was supposed to be busy working at Client side on a critical
project. It had the subject - "TaTa - Bye Bye". With the worst premonition
he opened the mail and read the content with trembling hands:-

Dear Sir,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving
the job. The offer was too lucrative and attractive for me to turn down. I
had to abscond because I wanted to avoid a scene with the HR and you. I am
sorry but I had no choice.

The project is working fine. There are only 108 issues pending, out of
which only 38% issues are High Priority. Hence I am sure there is no need
to worry about. The next Phase of major enhancements I have been working
upon, have been completed halfway. I am sure the new person who would
replace me would not understand what all I had done so far. Hence, for his
and your convenience, I have taken care to remove all the work that I had
been doing this far for nearly 3 months now. I am sure you will appreciate
my insight and "big heart".

I am of course retaining the Originals that I had retrieved for the purpose
of Passport verification with me, considering it as a parting gift from
you. Of course, I will not pay the bond amount that I owe the company
(since I Am breaking the bond). But I will consider this as a parting gift
from our Dear company. I moving out of town since the new company is
situated in another City.

Also, I have changed my contact number. So you will not be able to get in
touch with me, to congratulate me. But I know your blessings are always
with me. Last but not the least. I also have the Rs 12000 entrusted to me
by our company's cultural events group, for the upcoming movie event. I am
sure you would have wanted me to keep it with myself as an added bonus from
our company. I respect you very much, hence your wish is my command.

Don't worry sir. I am 2 years experienced now, learning so much from your
company. So I will surely use this knowledge to write better programs for
the new company. Someday I'm sure we will meet sometime in the future. If
you wish, I will surely be glad to give my employee reference for you to
apply for a job in the new company which I am joining.

Your faithful employee,
S. W. Engineer


At the bottom of the page were the letters "PS". Hands still trembling, the
Boss read:

PS: Dearest Boss, none of the above is true. I'm am still busy working at
client side. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in
life than my "Request to reconsider my Salary Appraisal" attached with this
mail. Please approve it and call when it is safe for me to come to our
Office to discuss this. My respect and Best Regards to you!

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