Monday, May 26, 2008

Fwd: DOCTOR V/S ENGINEER

who is brilliant an engineer or a doctor ??

7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to
Mumbai. So they both gather at Pune Station. Both
groups are desperately trying to prove their
superiority.

SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) :

7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7
tickets.. Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to
come...... When TC arrives, All 7 Engineers get in one
toilet SO when TC knocks , one hand come out with the
ticket and the TC goes away....Doctors say "Dekh
lenge"

NOW on return Journey all of them don't get a direct
Train to PUNE. So they all decide to take a Passenger
till Lonavala, from there they can easily get a LOCAL
to PUNE

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA) :

Doctors decided, "this time we will prove that we too
are equally SHAANE"....All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket
Engineers don't buy any ticket at all!!!!!..TC
arrives....
ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE
OPPOSITE ONE..
One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors
toilet, One hand comes with the tickets, he takes the
ticket and comes in engg Bathroom... TC DRIVES out
ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily
fined........ tai tai fissssssss..

SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA):

SO now both the group on LONAVALA station. Doctors
planning their move for last chance.. they board the
local to Pune. This time doctors decide that they will
play the same (1 ticket) trick. ALL Doctors take 1
tickets...Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this time... SO
TC Comes.. All Engineers show their tickets.....
Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL...........

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