Because they came to kNow a baby Named RajiNikaNth will be borN iN 1949!!
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The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually
Rajnikanth''s signature.
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Rajnikanth once wrote his autobiography...
Today that book is known as Guiness Book of World records..
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1+0=1, 1*0=0, 1-0=1, then 1/0=?
This was the question onee asked to RAJNIKANTH and he said,
"I don't know!"
Thats why it's declared as "Not Defined"..!
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Rajnikanth doesn't shave... He just looks in the mirror and dares
hairs to grow...!!
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Part of apple's logo dat is missing was eaten by Rajnikanth...
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Once while playing Rajnikanth said " STATUE " to a person.........
Now that person is known as "STATUE OF LIBERTY"....
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Rajnikanth...... got shot yesterday . . today is the bullet''s funeral...!!
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What is that rajnikanth can do..that we cant even think of doin it..?
He can answer a missed call.!
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Breaking News: Rajnikanth Presented A Cheque & The Bank Bounced
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Did U ever wonder...??
Wat does GOD exclaim when he is shocked?
'Oh my RAJNIKANTH!!!!!'
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Government pays TAX to Rajnikant for working in India...........
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Rajnikant has counted infinity twice.!
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Rajnikant creats his new mail i.d.
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USA POWER
vs
INDIAN POWER
USA-
10000 nuclear weapons, 600000 army, 10000 tanks,
12000 air force, 3000 ships
INDIA-
*RAJNIKANTH*
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Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay him back...
That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs...
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A child went2 Kashmir& startd playing by making small mountains from ice.
Today those mountains are called "Himalyas"
&
That child name is RAJNIKANTH
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FaceBooK founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury..
Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook.
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Why does rajnikanth wear sunglasses?
To protect the sun from his eyes!
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a 22 whealer huge truck once met with an accident against RAJINIKANTH
Since then, it is called TATA NANO.
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Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it.
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Rajinikanth does push-ups, he isn't lifting himself up.
He is pushing the earth down.
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Basketball player to RAJNIKANT:
I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours ... can u ???
Rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it...
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Spider man,superman,batman,james bond , ironman, shaktiman, krish all
visited rajnikanth.
Do u know which day it was?
GURU POURNIMA!
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BREAKING NEWS.....
FACEBOOK HAS NOW JOINED ""RAJNIKANTH""
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Once when rajnikant was playing cricket ,he played a defensive shot...
And now that ball is called... " PLUTO "
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Rajnikant once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar,
he is now called 50 cent..!!
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RAJNIKANT enters BIGG BOSS 4...
next day ...
RAJNIKANT chahte hai ki BIGG BOSS confession room me aayein!!!
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Once a guy winked at Rajnikanth's wife, Rajni twisted his limbs and
broke his eyelid.
We now know him as Baba Ramdev..
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Rajnikanth and Superman once had arm wrestled and the loser had to
wear his Underwear over his pants..
We all know who won..!!
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