Fwd: lets smile

Interviewer: What is skeleton?
Sham: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Harry: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Harry: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!

Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.
Sham: The Tablets are walking in the market..

Sham 's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.
Sham, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi
karunga!

Sham: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Ram: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

Sham bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho?
Sham: Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use  pehchan
nahin pa raha

Why did Sham sleep with a scale?
Because he wanted to measure how long he has slept.

Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Ram:-Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo..

Sham: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.
Ram: Are tension mat le, Zeher bharwane aya hoga...

Sham bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his
car.
Sham: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage as well