Fwd: Processes: Shall we go for a drink?

The diagram demonstrates the process in a female and male brain during the simple question: "Shall we go for a drink?"

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Fwd: A Tribute to the Professors of India

Not all professors of course), on their usage of English

# Inside the Class:

• Both of u three, get out of the class.
• (Facing the Board) Dont talk in front of my back.
• Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
• Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.
• Shhh... quiet, boys... the principal just passed away in the corridor.
• You, meet me behind the class. (meaning AFTER the class...)
• Close the doors of the windows please... I have winter in my nose today.
• Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.
• Take 5cm wire of any length.
• shhh... quite, the principal is rotating in the school.

About his family:

• I have two daughters. Both of them are girls...(?)

At the ground:

• All of you, stand in a straight circle.
• There is no wind in the ball.

To a boy, angrily:

• I talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?

Giving a punishment:

• You, rotate the ground four times...
• You, go and under-stand the tree...
• You three of you, stand together separately.
• Why are you late - say YES or NO... (?)

Sir at his best:
Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance, he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre, though the boy did not see them. 
So the next day at school (to that boy):"Yesterday I saw you WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre

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Fwd: Honorable MEN

If a female is reading this article then just realize the value of a
man; and if its a male then feel proud of after reading it!

"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a
river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord
appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he
needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.
"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your
axe?" the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your
axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three
axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the
riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the
Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is
this your wife?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a
misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You
would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said 'no' to her, you
would have come up with my wife . Had I then said 'yes,' you would
have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to
take care
of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE ."

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and
honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

That's the story, and they are sticking to it! - "WE ARE HONORABLE MEN!!!!!!"

"Love all, trust a few." - Shakespeare